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[My mom] called the school and they said ‘we’re doing auditions for the childrens version of ‘The Hobbit’, for the 2nd and 3rd graders’, and I was in Kindergarden, so I was too young’. And I just crashed the auditions.

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*sees a bug in my house*
alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
*flies at my face*
first of all how dare you

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